Thursday, September 22, 2011

Officially Insane

Here are a few tips on how to push your mental balance over the limits. A few tips on how to gradually loose your mind. It will be a progressive and painless process.
- Have a crack on your spectacles or sunglasses, whatever you use more.
- Make one shoe shorter than the other, the bigger the difference the better
- Modify all your keys to barely open
- Always keep at least a small bank debt = many phone calls assured
- Keep as many things as possible (hoarding)
- Crack all mirrors
- Keep a loud tick tack clock
- Have buzzing lights
- Leaks, always have leaks
- Always drive during rush hour
- Maybe a few pills here and there could speed the process.

I believe this will do, but any more suggestions are welcome in order to perfection the methodology for perfect insanity.
(This was posted in collaboration with Fede (www.federicoschott.com) whose presently undergoing this process, he has done a lot of progress!!)

Fede's sunglasses